A Battle in the 'Burbs Has Begun!

Dear Ms. Ivy,

It appears that you did not get my last letter.  Once again I am outraged at your need to give me yet ANOTHER gross rash on my arm. Like I said before, your unruly behavior simply will not be tolerated by me or the hubs. In fact, this battle has now escalated to a full-fledged war that I plan on WINNING. Laugh you may, but I WILL NOT stand for your rash-giving ways and stealthy tactics. It is in your best interest make a prompt exit from our yard.


Sincerely,
Ms. I-Have-A-Gross-Rash-On-My-Arm-AGAIN